Kori Volf

flying-indigo-people-eater:

tranquilcas:

popculturesavvyangel:

flannelwinchester:

lokid-fallen-angel:

whalelovingattitude:

castiel-angel-of-the-tardis:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED

You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN

You ARROGANT DESK LAMP 

you ABHORRENT WAFFLE

ABSOLUTE CABBAGE

YOU TEDIOUS CURTAIN ROD

incongruous knitting needle

you derisory waffle

(via abbyabsinthe)

kuroshitsujifandomblog:

foreverphantomhive:

170-bad-dragons:

lovelyeyesfuckedupthighs:

seducing-demons-in-a-tardis:

squided:

injectme-diocrity:

wheneverythingfails:

ask-heichouu:

Oh thank god it’s only homosexuality

Reblog just for the comment ^^

Holy shit how did it know I’m gay

I was just like “oh fuck I can’t read it” and then it was like “latent homosexuality” so then I was just like “oh thank the lord”

i was like “oh shit number 5” and then i was like “god damn okay good”

Never knew I was gay.

LATENT? IT’S IN FULL FUCKING WIDESCREEN BLUE RAY 3D VIEW.

Oh… well guess I’m gay now.

Possible latent homosexuality… eh still works for me

 lol amusing, but really though. This is just a color blindness test.

kuroshitsujifandomblog:

foreverphantomhive:

170-bad-dragons:

lovelyeyesfuckedupthighs:

seducing-demons-in-a-tardis:

squided:

injectme-diocrity:

wheneverythingfails:

ask-heichouu:

Oh thank god it’s only homosexuality

Reblog just for the comment ^^

Holy shit how did it know I’m gay

I was just like “oh fuck I can’t read it” and then it was like “latent homosexuality” so then I was just like “oh thank the lord”

i was like “oh shit number 5” and then i was like “god damn okay good”

Never knew I was gay.

LATENT? IT’S IN FULL FUCKING WIDESCREEN BLUE RAY 3D VIEW.

Oh… well guess I’m gay now.

Possible latent homosexuality… eh still works for me

 lol amusing, but really though. This is just a color blindness test.

(Source: psychologicalfact, via japandragon)

thepurplegrapefruit:

chewpacabruh:

xekstrin:

ecdysozoa:

adriofthedead:

taschaface:

abloodymess:

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

me as a bat


I’m in love with this bat


"fuck it, good enough."

oh my god

Im sorry to burst you guys’s bubble but if a bat is on the ground, acting lethargic (like seen here) He is almost surely infected with rabies
If you see a bat on the ground NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER GO NEAR IT AND NEVER NEVER EVER NEVER LET YOUR PETS EVEN SO MUCH AS SNIFF IT
BATS CAN BE VERY AGGRESSIVE WHEN RABID
YOUR ANIMALS MIGHT WANT TO EAT IT
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS REMOVE ALL ANIMALS FROM THE SITUATION AND CALL YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL FOR THEM TO COME GET IT
most rabid animals will not foam at the mouth and display the stereotypical behavior that people associate with rabies
Rabid bats are a huge problem in many southern states in the USA and are responsible for hundreds of pet deaths every year
 If you see any wild mammal acting overly aggressive, disoriented, or showing a unexplained lack of fear towards humans, call animal control immediately
Only mammals can get rabies; birds, fish, reptiles and amphibians do not. Most cases of rabies occur in wild animals — mainly skunks, raccoons, bats, coyotes, and foxes
Sorry for the rant this is just REALLY REALLY important
Ive lost animals to Rabies like this before
Please please spread this and save pet owners a great deal of heartache

at first I was like awww, cute.
Then you mentioned the rabies and that moment turned to horror. Thanks for the heads up.

thepurplegrapefruit:

chewpacabruh:

xekstrin:

ecdysozoa:

adriofthedead:

taschaface:

abloodymess:

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

me as a bat

I’m in love with this bat

"fuck it, good enough."

oh my god

Im sorry to burst you guys’s bubble but if a bat is on the ground, acting lethargic (like seen here) He is almost surely infected with rabies

If you see a bat on the ground NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER GO NEAR IT AND NEVER NEVER EVER NEVER LET YOUR PETS EVEN SO MUCH AS SNIFF IT

BATS CAN BE VERY AGGRESSIVE WHEN RABID

YOUR ANIMALS MIGHT WANT TO EAT IT

THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS REMOVE ALL ANIMALS FROM THE SITUATION AND CALL YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL FOR THEM TO COME GET IT

most rabid animals will not foam at the mouth and display the stereotypical behavior that people associate with rabies

Rabid bats are a huge problem in many southern states in the USA and are responsible for hundreds of pet deaths every year

 If you see any wild mammal acting overly aggressive, disoriented, or showing a unexplained lack of fear towards humans, call animal control immediately

Only mammals can get rabies; birds, fish, reptiles and amphibians do not. Most cases of rabies occur in wild animals — mainly skunks, raccoons, bats, coyotes, and foxes

Sorry for the rant this is just REALLY REALLY important

Ive lost animals to Rabies like this before

Please please spread this and save pet owners a great deal of heartache

at first I was like awww, cute.

Then you mentioned the rabies and that moment turned to horror. Thanks for the heads up.

(Source: baturday, via feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese)

affectedline:

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

^^^^

(Source: gerhard-martin, via recreationalcannibalism)

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

mrspookyman:

matilda-marker:

shsl-redhero:

ask-june-the-calendar:

kimithesketchpad:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

zunic-the-husky:

ask-themcbroniesmcskin-justcuz:

askskylarorothers:

tmntrocksm:

askskylarorothers:

tmntrocksm:

fantasticraft:

Click here for more Minecraft!

chioslem

Chicken

^what how you do that correctly?^

Idk

tmntrocksm: Oh

Chicken..
I know my keyboard to well

Chicken

Chikdn

chicken (oHHHHHH

cjoclem
i suck

Chocken

chicken

chicken

chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

mrspookyman:

matilda-marker:

shsl-redhero:

ask-june-the-calendar:

kimithesketchpad:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

zunic-the-husky:

ask-themcbroniesmcskin-justcuz:

askskylarorothers:

tmntrocksm:

askskylarorothers:

tmntrocksm:

fantasticraft:

Click here for more Minecraft!

chioslem

Chicken

^what how you do that correctly?^

Idk

tmntrocksm: Oh

Chicken..


I know my keyboard to well

Chicken

Chikdn

chicken (oHHHHHH

cjoclem

i suck

Chocken

chicken

chicken

chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken

(via chelle-the-evil-queen)

tea ask!

earl grey: how do you take your tea?

lady grey: favorite outfit?

irish breakfast: what country do you want to visit?

chamomile: comfort movie?

peppermint: what's your favorite holiday and why?

milk: do you have any allergies?

sugar: tell me about your first crush

honey: type out the last text you sent

green tea: where do you feel most at peace?

bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

mug: when/where do you normally drink tea?

chai: what do you order at starbucks?

oolong: what are you hoping to be doing in ten years?

herbal: post a selfie

coffee: surprise coffee ask! how do you take your coffee?

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

(via abbyabsinthe)

rinkashikiku16:

monasticmaestoso:

lolicutie:

So I won 400 boxes of pocky that is supposed to last me a year. This is the most important thing that has ever happened to me.

i give it a month

I give it a  week.

(via feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese)

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

image

image

image

(Source: icelikelollies, via dashing-motherfucker-dave)

blackoutballad:

the derse siblings, by popular demand 8)

went ahead and put it into a photoset for convenience 

(via dashing-motherfucker-dave)

beesweethoneyfarms:

At Bee Sweet Honey Farms LLC., we use poultry to maintain a clean beeyard. Chickens help protect our colonies from mites and other predatory insects; as opposed to using chemicals and pesticides.

beesweethoneyfarms:

At Bee Sweet Honey Farms LLC., we use poultry to maintain a clean beeyard. Chickens help protect our colonies from mites and other predatory insects; as opposed to using chemicals and pesticides.

(via abbyabsinthe)

hawtistic:

linguisten:

amateurlanguager:

Are we not going to talk about how
Le ver vert est sur le verre.
Le ver vert est sous le verre.
Le ver vert est devant le verre.
Le ver vert est derrière le verre.
Le ver vert est dans le verre.
Le ver vert est à droit du verre.
Le ver vert est à gauche du verre.
Le ver vert est à côté du verre.
?!?!?

As-tu vu le ver vert allant vers le verre en verre vert?
Ce ver vert sévère sait verser ses verres verts.
Le ver vert va vers le verre vert. Les vers verts levèrent le verre vert vers le ver vert.

On écrit des vers véritables sur ce ver vert et son verre!

hawtistic:

linguisten:

amateurlanguager:

Are we not going to talk about how

  1. Le ver vert est sur le verre.
  2. Le ver vert est sous le verre.
  3. Le ver vert est devant le verre.
  4. Le ver vert est derrière le verre.
  5. Le ver vert est dans le verre.
  6. Le ver vert est à droit du verre.
  7. Le ver vert est à gauche du verre.
  8. Le ver vert est à côté du verre.

?!?!?

As-tu vu le ver vert allant vers le verre en verre vert?

Ce ver vert sévère sait verser ses verres verts.

Le ver vert va vers le verre vert. Les vers verts levèrent le verre vert vers le ver vert.

On écrit des vers véritables sur ce ver vert et son verre!

(Source: lefrancaisetvous, via deliverusfromsburb)

hoffmango:

cause-shes-bittersweet:

smindersonfan:

secretmindreader:

Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.

Spreading the word.

My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.
She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.
I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.
I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.
Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.
Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.
Get angry. Be in command.

FUCKING RELEVANT

hoffmango:

cause-shes-bittersweet:

smindersonfan:

secretmindreader:

Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.

Spreading the word.

My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.

She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.

I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.

I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.

Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.

Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.

Get angry. Be in command.

FUCKING RELEVANT

(Source: nothingbutobsessions.tumblr.com\, via carcinogenetalia)

‎Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay Rights. We’ll all appreciate you going on a diet. While you’re at it, please also throw away your iPod, iPhone, and iPad since Apple supports as well. Hopefully you have lots of clothes, because you’ll need to ditch your Levi’s and Nike’s too. Perhaps you bought them at … JC Penney’s or Sears? Sucks you’ll have to take them back … or actually, anything you wear from anywhere probably had a gay involved. Flying somewhere soon? Better not be on American, Delta, Southwest, or United…you’ll need a new ticket. Airline wasn’t mentioned? Just be sure your jet isn’t Boeing made. Don’t sleep at Marriott or Hilton (or any of their family brands) because you might catch the gay they support. That morning coffee from Starbucks will have to go as well, go ahead it replace it with a McCafe…oh wait, McDonald’s supports gay rights too. Hmm, do you clean with Tide, Gain, or Bounty? Use Duracell batteries, shave with Gillette, or use Fixodent? Brush with Crest, use Pantene, Scope, Tampax, Venus, or Old Spice products? Those are all gone too, stupid Proctor & Gamble supporting the gays. Damn, you’re using Internet Explorer or Crome to see Facebook and read this status? Download something else, Microsoft and Google show their Pride as well. Ah, but your drinks are safe. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and Budweiser are on your side … if your side is on the right side of history since all three also support Gay Rights. Hopefully, you or your lawyer will never need in-depth research. Both LexisNexis and Westlaw, who together control the market, support Gay Rights. Drive that big, manly, Ford F350? It’s a “Friend of Dorothy” too, as it’s company Ford and General Motors also support the rights of all. So, do us all a favor, don’t take it all out on a festive cookie … just stay home and boycott everything.

boyzwhat:

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

evannabadasslovegood:

xedgemodificationx:

snarkysloan:

this

image

Just mind blowing

I am now your sex slave OMFG you’re perf

(Source: monkaroo, via abbyabsinthe)